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Post by Carrie wuz here on May 2, 2012 8:52:58 GMT -5
but then out of the blue..
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Post by misterjim on May 2, 2012 10:54:05 GMT -5
A camp-gay sweaty fat man with grubby fingernails challenged Beiber to a rap battle. Bieber accepted...
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Post by Carrie wuz here on May 2, 2012 16:30:56 GMT -5
little did he know that fat man was where justin biebers voice ended up
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Post by Destiny of Awe on May 2, 2012 17:43:24 GMT -5
And so, when the rap battle begun, Bieber was shocked to hear his "gorgeous" (at least, that's what Bieber thought) voice coming from this fat, rather ugly man.
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Post by Carrie wuz here on May 2, 2012 23:47:54 GMT -5
so to compete, he begun lip singing to usher...
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Post by misterjim on May 3, 2012 1:54:12 GMT -5
But Usher was a horrible rapper, so he lost to the sweaty man...
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Post by Carrie wuz here on May 3, 2012 15:39:32 GMT -5
embarrassed by the defeat, he went quiet for 15 years..
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Post by misterjim on May 3, 2012 16:29:14 GMT -5
When Bieber's life changed forever...
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Post by Destiny of Awe on May 3, 2012 16:51:37 GMT -5
Bieber was no longer the supposedly "cute" singer he once was; his hair was greasy and knotted; he was started to sport a very pathetic beard and he also gained a lot of weight. He didn't smell so hot, either.
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Post by Carrie wuz here on May 3, 2012 18:06:50 GMT -5
then when he went out to his former friends, he was caught by the paparazzi and it became the next story on TMZ
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Post by Destiny of Awe on May 3, 2012 18:16:26 GMT -5
And Selena Gomez, who happened to be watching TMZ, laughed her a** off to see her former boyfriend like that.
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Post by Carrie wuz here on May 4, 2012 16:06:12 GMT -5
Ashamed and humiliated justin bieber decided to jump off the statue of liberty..
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Post by misterjim on May 5, 2012 1:45:25 GMT -5
But he was murdered by the band members of Radiohead before he could do so. The End.
New story. Once apon a time there was a big forest...
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Post by Destiny of Awe on May 5, 2012 1:49:39 GMT -5
And in that big forest was a little robot named Dick. (As in Dick van Dyke, dudes. NOT the other one.)
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Post by Carrie wuz here on May 5, 2012 10:25:58 GMT -5
he could not recall where he came from so he continued walking untill he met a nearby camper
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